its called speedstick. its not expensive.

I have about half a brain synapse firing spasmodically and so will not be telling tale of any shenanigans of late. I will, however, be crawling on hand and knee into bed and deep unconsciousness as soon as possible. While I’m doing that, y’all should do the following and tell me how it was:

See the Fiery Furnaces tonight at the Cat. Apparently they suck live, but who cares. They’re adorable and the brother looks like John Mayer and Bruce Campbell’s indie love child.

Or, if you’re not so much the leaving-your-computer-and-interacting-with-other-humans type, watch this viral video and tell me if it’s offensive or not. Cuz I think its pretty fucking hilarious.