while i haven't been blogging

i've been studying for the GRE. because i like to be unhappy. for example,

define "phlegmatic."

you can't, can you. because its not really a word. its a test, from the cosmos, to see if i have the fortitude to go through with this bullshit. raise your hand if you've ever or will ever use this word naturally in your life. hooey. and don't get me started on the math.

how can be? can not.


my office had our holiday party last night and no one got xmas bonuses.
not a one.

in other news, i hate everything.

if you need me, i'll be at the whiskey.