a few things

1. i used to think that the world was divided between people who like Car Talk and people who don't like Car Talk. now I realize that its really a difference between people who like Car Talk and people who are ignorant.

2. there are only 4 weeks left of the semester, and I am so excite. i'm going back to DC for winter break and I have no real plans except to read Anne Rice's interview with a vampire quadrilogy (real word? there are 4 books) in the tradition of reading teen vampire romance novels (*cough twilight cough*) while its cold and bleak outside.

3. I lied, I do have plans for break. I'm going to muhfuhkin BARBADOS for my birthday! where's Barbados? I don't know, its an island I think. I have a passport and a sarong and i don't give a shit. i'm going to drink rum drinks out of coconut shells with tiny umbrellas and do this the whole time:

azz everywhere

NSFW:

have you guys heard of Bounce? its like gay new orleans butt dancing rap. amazing.

this makes me uncomfortable and yet i want to be at that show like more than anything. ps, that girl at the end is FREEKY DEEKY.

identical jams

lady gaga is to wale's dc:

as mia is to rye rye's baltimore. amirite. also, wale videos make me homesick.

this is not a music blog

but it seems like it sometimes, mostly because I am busy and lazy (strange combo, i know) and also bc I listen to the radio a lot and watch tv and movies and a lotta lotta videos on youtube and it takes less effort to post a link than to write something interesting made of words. so, here's another video. this one is from my one conservative friend at berkeley who also hates california and can't wait to move back east where people are mean and cold and just want to make money goddamnit get me out of here.


kind of a pussy band but the sentiment is right.