merry new year!

ba-booly-ba-booly-ba-booly-ba-hah!


2010 is going to be the def-est year ever.

oo la la

I have 3 more weeks of vacation left and I'm getting a little stir crazy. I think i'm getting a sinus infection too or i have some sort of California allergy/face disease because I can now blow snot bubbles out my eyes. Anyway, here are some rap videos.

luda!


other songs for the club featuring creepy baby voices include

duh

RIP angel

but more importantly

watch whitney houston. i'm pretty sure that face is french for "oh hell to the no."

white chocolate city, pt 2

I didn't take as many photos as I'd intended during my DC vacay, but here are a couple. mine was the last plane to land at Reagan before this shiz got real.


also, I went to 30 minutes of a Ravens game in bmore for my anniversary. we saw not a single touchdown and sat in the very last row and huddled under a blanket while our limbs turned numb and black and fell off, just like at the innauguration. on the way home we stopped for apple pies at McDonalds. = Romance. ps, ravens fans are bammas.


that's it for pictures, but other things i did:
pizza party time and excellent snowball fight until kate slammed me into a concrete wall
everything bagels and Counter culture coffee at Big Bear
movies (not Avatar)
ethiopian food at Etete
Scategories and flaming sambuca toddy at Tryst
whisky sour at Marvin
gingerbread cookies and icing
beer in mason jars with old friends at Trusty's in Barracks Row (supposedly the new Bloomingdale)
lady dinner with Smirnoff ices and rummy nog
more pizza and presents and hyphy juice

hopefully I'll make it back to the DMV next summer. xoxo

hyphy, pt 2 (super hyphy version)

I'm back in california. Barf. Although I learned some new dance moves this xmas.

Shake your thizz face, DC.

Also, learn something about E-40 please.

Oh I miss you DC, come back to me.

faves

i'm taking a break from packing for DC to bring you this list of some of my favorite videos i remember seeing on MTV2 in the early 2000's while in the gym at Reed College. do you remember how awesome MTV2 used to be? ugh.

the strokes 2 dollar bill show


life changer


california love


this is the only emo album i've ever bought. i think i was on the treadmill for this one


Sia before she was Sia, unfortunately she was a trip-hop diva caught in waking life


i totally thought New Order was a band of teenagers after watching this

holiday road, pt 2

first, my parents are in town. they got lost driving my car from south San Francisco to the east bay and blamed me for having my window bashed in and someone stealing my GPS. quickly i took them to Saul's, a not-kosher deli in north Berkeley and plied them with latkes and phosphates until they were subdued. Usually when they take me to dinner, we sit around the table squawking and bellowing and resenting each other, like the Costanzas. so much Jewish guilt.
whatever, i made them buy me one of these bad boys:

In Israel they eat DONUTS for hannukah. bomb.

Second, I'm coming to DC on Friday and I am going to DESTROY MYSELF with hanging out and pie and whisky and friends and fun. good riddance semester, don't let the FUCK YOU hit you on the way out.

sigh

my car got broken into and i took my econ final today. a playlist, as such:

to start off, identical pubescent jailbait talk-rapp-sing about getting hosed tonight.




girls, listen

quit the gaga fakery

its been done better than you

you're welcome.

ps,

and in case you forgot

this is just like the end of fight club

its finals week and i feel like this