I got doored yesterday as I was making my last effing run of the day from 300 goddamn Independence SE to motherfucking 15th and O NW. cocksucking sonofabitch whore. I'm actually fine except for a gnar bruise on my arm where i tried to come to a gentle stop using the sharp edge of a fucking Suburban some ho decided to step out of into traffic to break my speed. piece of shit asshole eat a dick. i'm practicing being an angry courier, how am i doing? oh yeah? well fuck you too!
also, i made a salad.
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