weekend update

in the last 2 weeks i've heard back from all 6 of the programs i applied to for grad school aaaaand I got into all 6! including the #1 ranked school of public policy and the #1 school of public health in the country. sorry to brag for a minute but this shit is crazypants. i had bet i'd get into 2/6, Cecily bet 5/6, and Davin bet 6/6, so I was way off. but no problem bc tonight there will be whisky.

next i just have to decide what the eff I want to do with the next 2-3 years of my life and where I want to do it. my choices are: DC, Baltimore, New York, San Francisco, Seattle, Chicago. this is a big decision and i am a 27-year old child who should not be in charge of making big decisions like this. also, I can't afford any of it, so please send $100000 checks to me at 12345 wtf am i doing ew blech road.

i'm currently reading the Watchmen so DON'T FUCKING TALK ABOUT THE MOVIE AROUND ME.

i like beans.