after the money's gone

i'm back from NYC. this weekend my friend from college was up there for work and his company threw a swanky awards party at a club in honor of green businesses. There was open bar and gift bags full of organic coffee and makeup and shiz. There were also fake celebrities such as that one girl from Bring it On and Serena's gay brother from Gossip Girl. Then we went to a club where LiLo and SamRo had apparently just left and some bigwig with my friend's company bought us a private table with bottle service and like a personal champagne slave. The club was full of hella douchey guys but they were playing jamz so i dry humped with abandon. That was the highlight of my trip, but other activities included bagels, pizza, dirty stoli martinis, more jamz at douchey hotel bars, Princess Superstar spinning at the worst little rave in brooklyn, brunch at the most delicious egg house in Williamsburg, coffee, naps and Mtv, ramen bowl on stools in front of fogged window at vietnamese hole in wall in the village. then i nearly barfed on a small child in front of 30 rock and it was time to catch the bolt home.

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