i just googled "bangs" because I'm having a nearly-30 hair crisis like I feel like i might need to cut bangs and dye my hair magenta before it all turns grey and falls out and i get stomach cancer and die alone. anyway, i googled "bangs" and this is what came up. i'm dying, this is killing me.
snow.m.g.
its spring break and me and Tosh are stuck in tahoe bc they closed highway 80 from colfax to the nevada state line. on wed we went snowboarding.
PARTYIN PARTYIN.
when we got here on tues night the snow was still below the top of the door frame.
last night we went into town to the video store to get horror movies and we also got pizza at the restaurant by the entrance to the highway that's just called "pizza" with the p burnt out of the sign. I got a Mr. Pibb.
tosh got private eyes.
then the car got stuck in the snow on the way back a few blocks from my house. we tried shoveling it out for like half and hour and finally abandoned it and made the harrowing, life-threatening trek on foot the 1/8 of a mile to my house through 3 feet drifts of snow. there was a moment when i thought we weren't going to make it, seriously. tosh wasn't even wearing a coat or gloves. i kept shrieking "almost there!" even tho i knew we weren't because i could sense the lifeforce leaving his body. when we got home, i called every snow removal number i could to see if they could come dig out my car until i got this guy on the line who i'm pretty sure was an actual serial murderer who asked if i had any other girls with me. I politely declined his services. then we made toddies and watched the new nightmare on elm street where freddy is played by that ugly guy jackie joel haley or whatever his name is from breaking away and human target. we also watched one called Mirrors with keifer sutherland which made me scared to look in mirrors all night. then we got up this morning and shoveled the car out and now we're eating eggs and waiting for them to open the highway.
wish u were here.
PARTYIN PARTYIN.
when we got here on tues night the snow was still below the top of the door frame.
last night we went into town to the video store to get horror movies and we also got pizza at the restaurant by the entrance to the highway that's just called "pizza" with the p burnt out of the sign. I got a Mr. Pibb.
tosh got private eyes.
then the car got stuck in the snow on the way back a few blocks from my house. we tried shoveling it out for like half and hour and finally abandoned it and made the harrowing, life-threatening trek on foot the 1/8 of a mile to my house through 3 feet drifts of snow. there was a moment when i thought we weren't going to make it, seriously. tosh wasn't even wearing a coat or gloves. i kept shrieking "almost there!" even tho i knew we weren't because i could sense the lifeforce leaving his body. when we got home, i called every snow removal number i could to see if they could come dig out my car until i got this guy on the line who i'm pretty sure was an actual serial murderer who asked if i had any other girls with me. I politely declined his services. then we made toddies and watched the new nightmare on elm street where freddy is played by that ugly guy jackie joel haley or whatever his name is from breaking away and human target. we also watched one called Mirrors with keifer sutherland which made me scared to look in mirrors all night. then we got up this morning and shoveled the car out and now we're eating eggs and waiting for them to open the highway.
wish u were here.
rainy bay weekend
we went to point reyes this weekend, and it was very rainy. first we went to the cowgirl creamery in point reyes station where we got a disappointing cheeseplate and a pretty solid root beer float. then we drove all the way out to the lighthouse at the tip of the peninsula (which is on a different tectonic plate as the rest of california!) but we weren't allowed down the 300 steps to the actual lighthouse because the wind was over 30mph.
we also saw a lot of cows and elk, but i didn't get any pics. then we drove back into the city.
next we had a groupon to go to a fancy wine tasting at Cellar 360 at Ghirardelli Square where we got cheeseplate #2. that's alcatraz and a tall ship near the wharf outside the window.
lastly we got deepdish pizza at Little Star in Albany (cheeseplate #3), and fell asleep in our old speckled hens at the Pub.
i once new a pimp named
nate dogg. thanks for providing the soundtrack to my 14-year old poseur ass driving around suburban kansas city in the backseat of my friend's boyfriend's 1990 lebaron convertible.
RIP.
RIP.
pi
even though i'm protesting kate's pie nights indefinitely (until i can attend again)
icing? right here.
icing? right here.
dress up
my brother is getting married this weekend and i need something to wear. i have no time or patience for shopping, so i ordered 7 dresses online and picked one and sent the rest back. i am so smart.
except i accidentally order 2 of the same dress. not so smart.
and the only one that didn't look good at all turned out to be nonrefundable. it has cats on it. you're an idiot, abby.
here were the contenders:
90210 euphoria
prairie home companion
polkadot chokealot
and the winner is:
boring and navy
those weren't the real dress names, i made them up. i could write for modcloth. ha.
except i accidentally order 2 of the same dress. not so smart.
and the only one that didn't look good at all turned out to be nonrefundable. it has cats on it. you're an idiot, abby.
here were the contenders:
90210 euphoria
prairie home companion
polkadot chokealot
and the winner is:
boring and navy
those weren't the real dress names, i made them up. i could write for modcloth. ha.
jam packed
mary jane girls are like the female village people. like there's no way the s&m biker chick's mic is on.
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