bammas, all

while i haven't been blogging

i've been studying for the GRE. because i like to be unhappy. for example,

define "phlegmatic."

you can't, can you. because its not really a word. its a test, from the cosmos, to see if i have the fortitude to go through with this bullshit. raise your hand if you've ever or will ever use this word naturally in your life. hooey. and don't get me started on the math.

my so-called night at the Cat when i saw the Lemonheads

nevermind, everything is fine in the world

because we have jamz.

how can be? can not.

my office had our holiday party last night and no one got xmas bonuses.
not a one.

in other news, i hate everything.

if you need me, i'll be at the whiskey.

white chocolate city

do not want.

bombs over bmore