in my tranny fantasy this is what i look like*

this is also what i'd wear to burning man. not that i'd ever go to burning man. ok this is what i'd wear to graduation.

*i can also shoot fireworks out of my acryllic talons.

dirty dancing

has been playing a lot on the tv lately when i get home from work and want a snack and so i've been watching it a lot lately while i snack. it has some really good music in it.





also i can't believe patrick swayze is still dead.

he's like the wind.

finger pickin good

a few weekends ago, Kate and I went berrypicking at Larriland orchards in BFE maryland (larriland maryland hahahahaah) and we bought the farm.

we picked blueberries


and black raspberries


and tart cherries


and beets and spinach


then i modeled a bit.


then the next day we made jam from the raspberries and borscht from the beets and i preserved a boatload of cherries to make a cheesecake for 4th of july. ta da!

i'm good

the semester of pain is over, along with 1/3 of this whole gratuitous adult education thing i thought was a good idea. eff this. i'm thinking of quitting and becoming a courier (baaaahahahahahaa).



whatevr i'm coming back to DC tomorrow and i'm spraying champagne in all you bitches eyes.

im braking up w u

california.


don't let the door hitcha where the good lord splitcha.

kiss and say goodbye

i'd like to talk about something today. i'd like to talk about the radio. and say, and say, i love you. radio. specifically, i love you 98.1 kiss fm, the Bay's old school.

i'm gonna miss you. c u in 12 weeks. xoxo.

(luh' you wpgc!)

hey sergio I've got hulk hands!

everyone knows about this right?