kultcha

I went to the theater again.

This time we had tickets to see Uncle Vanya at the Kennedy Center using gift certificates I gave someone 2 years ago for his birthday.

Kate Blanchett was in it as well as the guy who played Agent Smith from the Matrix. As soon as I recognized him, all i could think of was him saying "mister anderson" to keanu reeves.

during intermission we posed in front of the watergate.

meet me in montauk

these are from last weekend. here I am on another vacay reading ayn rand on the beach.

Montauk was like the ghetto hamptons, full of crusty fishermen and people from staten island. altho we saw like 6 ferraris and a lambo on the drive out.

We stayed in NYC for a night after we left long island, and saw cirque du soleil at radio city music hall.

I had a panic attack in the middle because like every act was someone balancing on one foot on ladder 100 feet over the stage and juggling. I have a problem with heights apparently.

Then on the last morning we went to Ess-a-Bagel in midtown and waited 45 goddamn minutes in line, but the bagels were the shit so it was ok.

Last time I was there, I had to run across the street to puke while Tosh waited in line. I'm in better control these days I like to think.

crafty bastards

we built a table:

actually we built table legs and put them on a table top we bought for super cheap on sale because it didn't have legs.

When we were in Williamsburg a few weeks ago, we went to the flea market and there were these hipsters selling "reclaimed" wood furniture with plumbing pipe legs for $1000s, we were like 'we can do that.' they even had a sign on their tent saying "no photos," like go fuck yourself hipsters, i don't want a photo of your stupid overpriced garbage table. so we came home and went to Home Depot and bought pipes and connectors and wood glue and walla, we have a dining table now.

Then we had friends over for brunch and made jalapeno cheesy grits and waffles on the waffle iron my mom sent me in the mail and drank red beer. our table looked very patriotic.



disco life


Last weekend in NYC, we were walking through central park and there was an area roped off where a dj was playing funk and people were roller skate dancing.

hot town


This is at brooklyn flea in Williamsburg on Sunday, where I got a cute little crystal salt and pepper shaker and sugar holder with a tiny spoon for the house, and also got totally sunburned down the part in my hair. On Saturday, we stood in line for 2 hours for the McQueen exhibit at the Met, which I think was pretty cool even though I don't know anything about fashion or art. We also shopped and took a nap in Central Park and ate at a posh restaurant and drank $15 speakeasy cocktails and had crispy eggs and jalapeno grits for brunch. AND I knocked off another 200 pgs of Atlas Shrugged on the Bolt bus to and from.