do you promise to love crap jamz for the rest of your life?

i do!

i went to a friend's wedding in Mill Valley a couple weekends ago, and they played these songs. they are trashy but i wanna marry them and have their babies and move to the suburbs.


the bride and groom are like vegan and straightedge so there was worry that there wouldn't be open bar but there was so whew. i sipped Dewars and beer and towered over everyone bc the bride's Persian family were like munchkins.



but so the groom apparently still went to Vegas for his bachelor's party (why?) and apparently they played this while he got lapdance after lapdance (oh right), so when this came on, he ran screaming onto the dancefloor and started moshing and shouting "this is my song". i don't know how to dance right to this kind of jam so i punched the air a lot.


ps, this is me in a pretty dress with a sparkler.